Sunday, February 1, 2009

A Guide to Baby Boomers

At 11p.m. on Saturdays, Baby-boomers are at home in bed


Baby-boomers talk about their diabetes, hip replacement, bypass surgery or colonoscopy


Baby-boomers talk about their grandchildren


80% of Baby-boomers have not seen a gym in 30 years


Less than 20 percent of Baby-boomer women are under 160 pounds


Baby-boomers don’t text or Twitter to communicate. Call, or yell, “Hey Joanne, come on over.”


Baby-boomers have no clue who Rhianna, Ne-yo, Ludacris or Bow Wow are.


Baby-boomers don’t have names like Rhianna, Ne-yo, Ludacris or Bow Wow. More like Dave or Barbara


Baby-boomers actually have a record player


Baby-boomers still listen to Eagles, Jackson Brown and Fleetwood Mac


Baby-boomers have never heard a song by Aly & AJ, Ashley Tisdale or Vanessa Hudgens


Baby-boomers watch TMZ on TV, not the Internet


Baby-boomers watch television shows on an actual television instead of a computer


Baby-boomers do not have a MySpace, YouTube, Twitter, Wordpress or Blogger account


Last movie Baby-boomers saw featured Clint Eastwood, Jack Nickleson, Dustin Hoffman, Sylvester Stallone or Sharon Stone


Baby-boomers have no clue who Shia LeBeouf or Megan Fox are


Baby-boomers grew up on Howdy Doody or Captain Kangaroo


Baby-boomers have no clue what Power Rangers, TMNT (Ninja Turtles) or Zack & Cody are


Baby-boomers go to “Indian” casinos instead of Las Vegas


Baby-boomers have “at home” computers, not laptops


Baby-boomers have iPhones


Baby-boomers have no "apps" on their iPhone